Help!

Do you hate tailgaters? Rate your road rage today!
	None: I have not seen one monkey driving today.
	Low: I made it to work, and only one person cut me off!
	Average: I got cut off, tailgated, blocked, the usual.
	High: I might have used my horn once, cursed, basically got angry once or more. Saw a monkey picking his nose. Lot's of speeding!
	Extreme Danger: Full moon drag racing, using your finger, people hanging their heads out the window to curse. ROAD RAGE!

How Should I Rate My Road Rage?

If you are here I guess you don't really know how to rate your rage, or know why. Are you even raging? You don't have to be raging to rate your road rage.

Here is What I Do

Believe it or not, I don't actually look for monkey's picking their nose, or people flipping off other drivers to rate my road rage. All I do is count. When I drive to work or wherever, I simply count the times I see a crazy driver. Zero crazy drivers I rate today as None. Three crazy drivers, Average. Pretty simple. When I see an accident I log it as an automatic 5 or Extreme Danger.

The more often you rate your road rage the better the information gets on MonkeyMeter.com. You can actually see patterns locally and nationally on how people are rating their road rage. See my National Weekly Road Rage Forecast.

The next time you rate your road rage click on the Recent Activity Link. You should see your town and rating right on top. Then click on your rating/city, and you will see the current trend in road rage for it. You will also see the average score from the last 20 visitors, and a link to see up to the last 150 ratings for that city in graph form.

I love your comments so if you have any questions or comments just send me an email.

My Rules of the Road

Pay attention.
Pay attention.
Remind your self to pay attention.
Don't bother trying to pass. Only pass when you know you can.
If you think you are a good driver, then you must drive a lot. If you drive a lot, remind yourself odds are against you for avoiding an accident. Pay attention.
No one drives like you.
Don't hit anything...anything.
Blinkers are a tool. Don't use because it's the law, use them to your advantage. Also, don't use them to ask to make a maneuver. You either can or not, and blinkers will help others become aware of your intent.
If you tailgate, I know you do not know how to drive because you are assuming the other driver is as good as you.
Do what you want, but don't do it to me.

Help!

Do you hate tailgaters? Rate your road rage today!

How Should I Rate My Road Rage?

Here is What I Do