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Rate Your Road Rage on MonkeyMeter.com!

Current Monkey Meter Levels are at: High 3.43

For those of you that don't know, MonkeyMeter.com not only lets visitors like you rate today's road rage, but forecasts it! The Monkey Meter Rating is an average of the last 150 ratings nation wide. A score of 1.00 is no road rage (good luck seeing that) and a score of 5.00 is Extreme Road Rage.

Road Rage Forecast

Ratings from users like you are what makes this possible. If you have not rated your road rage today please take the time to use the form below. It is located just under the forecast. The forecast updates every 15 minutes.

Today	Tomorrow	Fri	Sat	Sun
H 3.43	H 3.43	H 3.43	H 3.44	H 3.43
High: 3.49 Low: 3.46	High: 3.45 Low: 3.41	High: 3.45 Low: 3.41	High: 3.46 Low: 3.42	High: 3.45 Low: 3.41

The Monkey Meter Rating System

Previous Highs and Lows

Daily Trend

Some days are worse than others. To see the trend based on the last 10,000 user inputs visit this link: Daily Trend

What Do The Numbers Mean?

First you need to know The Monkey Meter Rating System. In today's column you see the current rating, and today's highs and lows. The days to follow are forecasted figures based on the moving averages of previous user input, and data from NHTSA.

If you have any questions or comments about the forecast please feel free to send me an email.

My Rules of the Road

Pay attention.
Pay attention.
Remind your self to pay attention.
Don't bother trying to pass. Only pass when you know you can.
If you think you are a good driver, then you must drive a lot. If you drive a lot, remind yourself odds are against you for avoiding an accident. Pay attention.
No one drives like you.
Don't hit anything...anything.
Blinkers are a tool. Don't use because it's the law, use them to your advantage. Also, don't use them to ask to make a maneuver. You either can or not, and blinkers will help others become aware of your intent.
If you tailgate, I know you do not know how to drive because you are assuming the other driver is as good as you.
Do what you want, but don't do it to me.